- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

No soap radio

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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