- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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