What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Women's Rights

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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