What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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