- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

nolan is gay

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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