knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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A blind man walks into a library.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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