What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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