- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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