- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

knock knock who's there? faith

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

kennah campion... being nice

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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