Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Men's rights

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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