- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Knock Knock? Come in.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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