Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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