Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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