- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Who wants water? I do.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Neither did she.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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