There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

batman farted so hes retarded

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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