- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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