- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

9/11 my birthday

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Penis

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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