- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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