How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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No soup for you!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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