- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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