- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Serbian Film

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

you see theres this guy.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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