How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

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