Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

united we sit, cause we're fat

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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