How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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