whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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