How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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