- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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