What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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I? Everett

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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