what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

PENIS that is all

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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