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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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