- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's funny? Women's rights.

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