what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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