- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Once upon a time a was born

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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