Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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