Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Click here to end the world.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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