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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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