- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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