- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

I had a really great joke to tell you!

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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