William wright is Gay

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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A jew enters a mall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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u suck

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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