why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

white or wheat? wheat please.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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