- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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