Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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