- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

YOU

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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