- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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