A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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