- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

this website is a bad joke

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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