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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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