- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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