What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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