- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

child labor

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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