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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

how do you win a game try your best

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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