- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

You were born.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A man died.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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