Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Anti Joke

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