What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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