- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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