- Anti Joke

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

123 f*ck off

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!