- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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