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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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