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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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