- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What are annoying? Ads.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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