There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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A black person dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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