How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A man walks into a vagina

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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