- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

ask me if im a door yes

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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