- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

women's rights

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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