- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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