An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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