- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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