Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Please don't shoot me

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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knock knock? come in

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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