A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A man did not like this site

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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