- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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