- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A Chinese man fails a math test

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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