- Anti Joke

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

a man makes a bad joke

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Roses are red, yup.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.