- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A man walked into a bar owch

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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