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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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