Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Your mums a potato

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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knock knock Goodbye

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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