- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Click here to end the world.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

All of these jokes are about white people

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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