- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your girlfriend.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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