do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Your girlfriend.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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