Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Antijokes...

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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