How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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