What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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