Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

osama bin laden is dead

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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