What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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My peni s

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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