What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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