- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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