- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

penis. nuff said.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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