- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

hey justin

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??