Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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learn. advance!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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