knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Anti Joke

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