whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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