Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Lil Wayne

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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