But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why? Why not?

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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KOOKABURRA

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Granny porn!

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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