A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Sloths

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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sucks Syntax...

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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hi charles lattuca III

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Anti Joke

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