What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Cripples are lame.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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