A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's better than a stick? A stone

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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