my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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