- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

I <3 Hitler

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

guess what>? your mum lol

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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