- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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