- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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