- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

France had one revolution

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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