- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Good job, son.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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