Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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