roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Oh, go away

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops