- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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