- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a person who will soon die of beeties

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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