justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

there once was a frog with no leggs

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Good job, son.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

i found waldo.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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