- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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