If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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